You are here

The Great Wall Movie Review 2017: A Mighty Fall

Matt Damon

After watching Matt Damon grow a ponytail and hark back to a hybrid era where he fights monsters alongside the Chinese, you yearn to tell the actor to return to the familiarity of James Bourne and Washington politics. For, as William, a rough Caucasian thief who’s traveled east for six months in search of a magical black powder, he’s clearly not at home near the Great Wall.

Director Zhang Yimou collects three story writers and an additional three for the screenplay to create a messy mishmash of fiction and action. Audaciously unrefreshing writing plonks two tough criminals, William and Tovar behind the Great Wall into a fortressed township where the Chinese have a group called the Nameless Order in full battle mode.

To give credit where it’s due, the battle-readiness of the gated city in the middle of nowhere is spectacularly choreographed and filmed. General Shau is excited that they’re going into the battle they’ve been planning for, for 60 years. Commander Lin leads the women in blue in guts and glory as they battle, you won’t believe it, an unending tsunami of alien monsters called Taoties. Practically invincible and vicious, the Taoties attack the Chinese every 60 years.

William may be a thief, a liar and a killer who has entered the fortress under the guise of a trader but as the white savior, he impresses the inscrutable English-speaking female Commander and General Shau with his bow and arrow and bravery.

Throw in Ballard, another white rogue who strayed into the fortress 25 years ago, who teams up with Tovar to steal the black powder and escape when the battle is raging. And that leaves William as the sole hero who loyally stays until the armies of Taoties have been totally destroyed.

Inevitably, Lin and William have unexpressed admiration and growing affection for each other. But hey ho, Willy boy has to go home.

And with that, you go home too, wondering if this ineptly written misadventure in medieval China was worth your ticket money and time.

For a film that doesn’t have elements to please anyone but perhaps the Chinese, The Great Wall gets a 2 Star rating.

Also Read

Overview
Rating:
Quality:
HQ
Language:
English
Hugh Jackman
02 Mar,2017

Based loosely on Marc Miller's 'Old Man Logan', Logan is directed by James Mangold. This is the last time when fans will have Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

Kong Skull Island
01 Mar,2017

Kong: Skull Island final trailer is here and we warn you that watch trailer only if you can keep you excitement in check till the release of this much awaited film

Chris Pratt, Kurt Russell
01 Mar,2017

Guardians of the Galaxy are back to save the world and this time they are going to have an alliance to make sure that they emerge victorious. Check out the new trailer

Alien Convenant Trailer
01 Mar,2017

They searched for paradise but they encountered a demon. The brand new trailer of Alien: Covenant directed by Ridley Scott and produced by Fox studios is here

Silence Movie 2017
17 Feb,2017

Martin Scorsese directed, historic drama film, Silence is based on the 1966 novel of the same name by Shūsaku Endō. Film stars Andrew Garfield, Adam Driver, Liam Neeson, Tadanobu Asano and Ciarán Hinds

Keanu Reeves
16 Feb,2017

Directed by Chad Stahelski, the second installment of John Wick starring Keanu Reeves is about the 'Boogeyman' John Wick who has been dragged from his quiet retired life to pay his last favor to his makers

Moonlight Movie Review
16 Feb,2017

Moonlight is a 2017 American drama film written and directed by Barry Jenkins, based on the play named, In Moonlight Black Boys Look Blue by Tarell Alvin McCraney. The film stars Trevante Rhodes, André Holland, Janelle Monáe, and much more

Everything Everything trailer
15 Feb,2017

The first trailer of Everything Everything is a very good blend of romance and coming-of-age story. The trailer is so amazing that in the end, it will surely leave a cheeky smile on your face! Take a look at the first trailer released by MGM

Teen Titans
11 Feb,2017

Teen Titans are going to make their solo appearance after their successful team-up with the Justice League

The LEGO NINJAGO Movie
09 Feb,2017

Savior Jackie Chan is here to review and save Ninja Go along with Dave Franco, Michael Peña, Fred Armisen, Kumail Nanjiani, Zach Woods and Abbi Jacobson

Iron Fist
08 Feb,2017

Danny Rand is back and with his training in Ku'n Lu'n and his Iron Fist the last defender is all set to make the world a better place

Prison Break 5 trailer
07 Feb,2017

Prison Break season 5 is ready to make its mark by just nine episodes this season. The series will hit Fox on April 4, 2017, starring Wentworth Miller, Robert Knepper, Rockmond Dunbar as the lead

Samurai Jack
07 Feb,2017

Jack's battle with Akku ended 50 years back but the war is still not over. He is back and this time he has to overcome his inner demons before taking the battle to the villain

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
03 Feb,2017

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is a 2017 science fiction action horror film written and directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. It is the sequel to Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) and the sixth and final installment in the Resident Evil film series, which is loosely based on the Capcom survival horror video game series Resident Evil

Kung Fu Yoga Movie Review 2017
03 Feb,2017

Kung Fu Yoga is a 2017 action-adventure comedy film directed by Stanley Tong. The film is a Chinese-Indian co-production of Taihe Entertainment and Shinework Pictures. Featuring original music composed by Nathan Wang and additional music composed by Komail and Shivaan

I Don’t Wanna Live Forever, Zayn Malik, Taylor Swift
27 Jan,2017

Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik's new music video for Fifty Shades Darker, ‘I Don't Wanna Live Forever’ is finally out! Check out what did the song really missed

Logan, X23
20 Jan,2017

Logan new trailer is here and Hugh Jackman seems to be doing everything to make his last stint as Wolverine a memorable one. But this Logan has a competition this time

Power Rangers
20 Jan,2017

The Power Rangers are back with their second trailer, and it sure unveils many things that we were expecting from the first trailer

The Crew
20 Jan,2017

Flight Crew or The Crew is the first Russian film to be released in India. Inspired by the 1979 Soviet film ‘Air Crew’, the English dub of Ekipazh is about a civilian airline crew which is trying to save survivors of an earthquake on a volcano island.

Kung Fu Yoga trailer
20 Jan,2017

Kung Fu Yoga features Jackie Chan, Sonu Sood and Disha Patani as the lead in this Indo-Chinese film. The trailer just got out and all we can say that the film has shown the audience glimpse of both Indian and Chinese cliched culture

Pages